1. A strange-but-true fact appears with a blank in it.
2. Carve a fib that sounds like it could be the real answer.
3. Every fib goes up on the board next to the truth. Swing your axe at the one you think is real.
4. Find the truth: 1,000 points. Fool an orc: 500 points for every orc who falls for your fib.
5. Laugh at any fib that cracks you up while you pick: its author gets 100 points a laugh.
6. The final round pays double. The orc with the most points is crowned Warchief of Lies, and the awards go out.

Stuck? Press “Lie for me” and pick one of the house's fibs (it pays half). Poke the orcs and the fire while you wait.